Pug Job Ad
Required Skills:
- excellent sleeping ability (22+ hours per day in unusual locations/positions)
- ability to eat one’s weight in food up to 3 times per day
- tolerance of costumes/hats for cute photo ops
- strong sense of balance (for work locations such as back of sofa, arm of chair, etc.)
- sleep-growling (non-pugs refer to this as “snoring”)
- ability to go the bathroom in discreet indoor locations in extreme weather conditions (e.g. rain or snow)
Compensation:
- Pizza commensurate with experience
